We have some silly phrases in the English language, and some are made even sillier because we never think about them. Well, here are nineteen of those idioms and aphorisms interpreted more literally.
If you got a $2 million dollar signing bonus to play baseball and could throw a 98 mph fastball, what would you do with your offseason? How ’bout substitute teaching for a bunch of middle schoolers? I can tell you, I’d never throw a paper airplane in this guy’s class for fear of what he might throw back.