Humor / June 25, 2014

The Randomest Ways People Find This Blog – 1st Edition

People use the Google in some funny ways. Or maybe Google just messes with people. What follows are actual search terms people used which led them to this blog. I leave it to you to figure out whether these queries and the subsequent results are Google messing with the searchers or messing with me.


1) Are there any countries that don’t like white people?

If by “white people” you mean “Americans”, then yes: France. If by “white people” you mean “infidels”, then yes: Iran, Libya, Saudi Arabia, and a few others. If by “white people” you mean “Englishmen”, then yes: France and Ireland. “If white people you mean “white people” then I would suggest you clarify your categorization of your fellow man to something more specific than pigmentation. Sorry for the multisyllabic words.


2) Title for people who don’t like people

Oh, there are lots of them. But this is a family friendly blog, so let’s go with “butt head.”


3) Kindergarten girls

This caused me a sort of existential angst. Am I the Kindergarten girl? Does what I write resemble the writing of one? Is there something that says this blog is aimed at them?


4) I don’t like white people

Let me tell you two secrets. First, “Me either!” Second, “I’m white.”


5) I’m so serious

OMG me too!


6) Why don’t some people talk

Because they look around and see a world full of people who ask the Google questions like these.

photo credit: Life Mental Health via photopin cc

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Jun 25, 2014

It’s going to be a self-fulfilling prophecy. The search engines will see that you are covering those topics more now, so more people searching for those terms will be led to your blog, continuing the cycle.

I think it’s people messing with you. For my blog, I searched using the some of the search terms that appeared in my stats and I gave up after page 10 or 12 of the results. Never did see my blog in the results for those terms.

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